
On the way round to the wee shop yesterday I spotted another great example of the Cambridge Evening News' headlines (others include "MAN RUNS CAR ON KEBAB FAT" and "DOCTORS DEMAND HORSE SCANNER FOR OBESE PATIENTS" - Michael suggested the latter might be so that they could scan the obese patients to see if they really had been so hungry they'd eaten a horse...)
Anyway, it turns out that Gonzo (the lizard) returned home on his own without eating any of the denizens of the city. Which is a shame. Particularly if they were the sort who steal bikes...
Gonzo returns Lizard on the Loose