Benolyactru

Saw an episode of the new series of "Dead Ringers" last night. They've got several new "characters", the best of which was Carol Vorderman advertising "Benolyactru", which contains acteroids that the Danish Instutitute of Spurious Statistics have shown may increase the electrozones in your body by seven amounts! A bottle of Benolyactru in the morning may be as good for you as eighteen buckets of whelks!