Having gone in search of a more Claire-sized guitar, I managed to find this one made by Luna Guitars which, like Daisy Rock, seems to be a company specialising in slightly smaller guitars for women.
Their "mission" (see webpage) seems to be to bring about world peace through the medium of small guitars, which is maybe a bit optimistic - though admirable. At least they seem to avoid the more bizarre excesses of the various menstruation-related products around at the moment with "Moon" or "Luna" in the title.
Most of these, while obviously very useful and used by lots of perfectly reasonable folk, seem particularly to attract the sort of woman who feels "empowered" by having periods - which you can only assume last for about 10 minutes and don't hurt at all.
Apparently some of the empowerees also feed the blood collected in these devices to their plants. This can clearly only end in your favourite geranium intoning "Feed me! Feed me, now!" in a basso profundo before trying to bite your arm off...
1 comment:
Nice guitar, but I so didn't want to read all that blood stuff whilst I'm as hung over as I am :)
Post a Comment