8 legged freaks

The house is currently infested (well there were two of them) with GIGANTIC SPIDERS. I was watching the telly last night when a beast the size of a saucer ambled over the top of the radiator and sat there waving its legs at me. Managed to persuade Michael to come and remove it in a pint glass, along with another one (probably its husband) from a mug in the bathroom. They're doubtless out in the garden now, plotting their revenge...