N.B. Just in case anybody else spends 5 minutes dimly wondering, as I did, what a vital sin is (perhaps the opposite of a mortal sin?) I'm reliably informed that it's pronounced "signs"...
It may look to the uninitiated like Glasgow, but the electronic display on the train from Paisley continuously informed us that the next stop would be Drumfrochar. I suppose the city's been renamed but only ScotRail were told...