Monday, April 02, 2007
Fame! Fortune! Etc!
Well, not exactly. But I did get a poem published in the Poetry Library's online link-up version of Poetry Scotland.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Bath Bombed
I just had a bath with one of those fizzy 'bath bombs'. Someone had given it to my mother, but she didn't want it. I've had these before and they usually smell quite nice, turn the water pink or lilac or something equally soothing, and might have a few dried rose petals in them.
This one turned the water a violent shade of yellow, so that it looked as though many, many horses had peed in it. And it didn't smell very nice (although not as bad as if many, many horses had peed in it). And it had wee bits of breakfast cereal, or possibly Monster Munch, embedded in it. These escaped during the dissolving process and then disintegrated into tiny, soggy fragments.
And now I'm all itchy. Lovely.
This one turned the water a violent shade of yellow, so that it looked as though many, many horses had peed in it. And it didn't smell very nice (although not as bad as if many, many horses had peed in it). And it had wee bits of breakfast cereal, or possibly Monster Munch, embedded in it. These escaped during the dissolving process and then disintegrated into tiny, soggy fragments.
And now I'm all itchy. Lovely.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
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